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The year was 1988, the month was April, the day was the 8th, the time was 7:50pm. A pregnant woman, Jasmin, had just been through several agonising hours of labour. As she screamed and cursed at the little bugger who refused to come out, her husband had begun contemplating the use of a vacuum cleaner. The doctor, who is now the mayor of the city I live in, the city of angels, lonley as I am, together we cry-oh, right, well, anyway eventually he forced me out and here I am.
Born to weild a pencil, tons of erasers, and a crappy version of Photoshop 6 from the middle ages, I have joined Deviantart to seek pity from those whose artistic skills are beyond my comprehension. And it looks like a bountiful harvest kids!
Current Residence: Aussieland.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra small to show off my girlish figure.
Print preference: Canon... no wait.
Favourite genre of music: Anything but Emo and generic Rap
Favourite photographer: Anyone working for Playboy
Favourite style of art: Stuff I can't draw... so pretty much everything!
Operating System: Vista... not my choice.
MP3 player of choice: An old iPod Mini with 30 seconds of battery life.
Shell of choice: Premium Unleaded.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Jessica Alba or Rhianna.
Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing.
Favourite cartoon character: See two up.
Personal Quote: Place Advertisement Here.
Born to weild a pencil, tons of erasers, and a crappy version of Photoshop 6 from the middle ages, I have joined Deviantart to seek pity from those whose artistic skills are beyond my comprehension. And it looks like a bountiful harvest kids!
Current Residence: Aussieland.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra small to show off my girlish figure.
Print preference: Canon... no wait.
Favourite genre of music: Anything but Emo and generic Rap
Favourite photographer: Anyone working for Playboy
Favourite style of art: Stuff I can't draw... so pretty much everything!
Operating System: Vista... not my choice.
MP3 player of choice: An old iPod Mini with 30 seconds of battery life.
Shell of choice: Premium Unleaded.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Jessica Alba or Rhianna.
Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing.
Favourite cartoon character: See two up.
Personal Quote: Place Advertisement Here.
Favourite Visual Artist
Udezo, Toriyama, SPAZ
Favourite Movies
Back to the Future.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Gah! Don't make me choose!
Favourite Writers
Spike Milligan
Favourite Games
Too...nerdy...to...choose.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Uuurvrithang.
Tools of the Trade
That guy who wouldn't sell me pencils! What a tool!
Other Interests
Anything but drawing HAHAHA! But seriously folks...
...I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
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Good lord, I'm really sorry if you've been waiting for that Simpsons comic to be completed. Life threw me a boulder to carry for the last three years, so I haven't been able to do anything on here. After my little sister pestered me to get back on here, I accepted my fate and here I am! Hello!
Umm, not sure if I'll have time for the Simpsons comic, but there does seem to be quite a few people reading it, so who knows? But in the meantime, I'm going to be uploading something a little different.
Over the next few weeks, I will be uploading a new FanFic. Be forewarned; it's crude, offensive, juvenile and downright stupid. If you are under the
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Waaaah!!! I wanna search Deviantart!
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There a so many awesome artists here at Deviantart. No seriously! There is! Why are you looking at my "artwork" when you could be searching for them? And why are you reading this?! Ah well, I love ya anyway!
With Uni work going on and me trying to find a job during this wonderful Global Financial Crisis I haven't had the time to write comments or fave any of the work I've seen. I could spend an entire week on Deviantart faving everything I liked. The only reason why I'm writing this is that in 5 mins time I'm off to another lecture (accounting finance and investment A.W.E.S.O.M.E.), but I guess I should've used this to fave some artwork and
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The way you draw Gordon tho......😍😍😍😍😍
How have you been?
hi you whant me to make you a icon?
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
Try and see, when shadows are when light should be, I am darkness incarnate, attack me and eternal suffering shall be thy fate.
Happy 2nd deviantart birthday 
