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The year was 1988, the month was April, the day was the 8th, the time was 7:50pm. A pregnant woman, Jasmin, had just been through several agonising hours of labour. As she screamed and cursed at the little bugger who refused to come out, her husband had begun contemplating the use of a vacuum cleaner. The doctor, who is now the mayor of the city I live in, the city of angels, lonley as I am, together we cry-oh, right, well, anyway eventually he forced me out and here I am.
Born to weild a pencil, tons of erasers, and a crappy version of Photoshop 6 from the middle ages, I have joined Deviantart to seek pity from those whose artistic skills are beyond my comprehension. And it looks like a bountiful harvest kids!
Current Residence: Aussieland. deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra small to show off my girlish figure. Print preference: Canon... no wait. Favourite genre of music: Anything but Emo and generic Rap Favourite photographer: Anyone working for Playboy Favourite style of art: Stuff I can't draw... so pretty much everything! Operating System: Vista... not my choice. MP3 player of choice: An old iPod Mini with 30 seconds of battery life. Shell of choice: Premium Unleaded. Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Jessica Alba or Rhianna. Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing. Favourite cartoon character: See two up. Personal Quote: Place Advertisement Here.
Favorite visual artistUdezo, Toriyama, SPAZFavorite moviesBack to the Future.Favorite bands / musical artistsGah! Don't make me choose!Favorite writersSpike MilliganFavorite gamesToo...nerdy...to...choose.Favorite gaming platformUuurvrithang.Tools of the TradeThat guy who wouldn't sell me pencils! What a tool!Other InterestsAnything but drawing HAHAHA! But seriously folks...
Good lord, I'm really sorry if you've been waiting for that Simpsons comic to be completed. Life threw me a boulder to carry for the last three years, so I haven't been able to do anything on here. After my little sister pestered me to get back on here, I accepted my fate and here I am! Hello!
Umm, not sure if I'll have time for the Simpsons comic, but there does seem to be quite a few people reading it, so who knows? But in the meantime, I'm going to be uploading something a little different.
Over the next few weeks, I will be uploading a new FanFic. Be forewarned; it's crude, offensive, juvenile and downright stupid. If you are under the age of 107 I strongly suggest you don't read it. It might melt your brain from sheer dumbness.
The fanfic is in a new series called "THE RAILWAY REJECT SERIES". Going by this name, it's pretty clear what series it's based off of.
The first story "PERCY'S REALLY, REALLY BAD DAY" features everyone's favorite little green tank engine with the number 6 on his bunker in a hijacking situation!
The second story "PERCY'S STUPID WISH" will feature all your favorite Thomas & Friends characters as humans and how they deal with difficult tasks.... like opening doors!
I'll upload any new artwork I draw, but I am very busy with my job at the moment. Being an Animator is pretty hectic!
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?"no" Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
I like your artwork but it seems you havnt posted anything scince last yr.. So im not going to bother watching you considering you seem to bhe gone ._. I hope u do the rest of your simpsons comic..
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