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The year was 1988, the month was April, the day was the 8th, the time was 7:50pm. A pregnant woman, Jasmin, had just been through several agonising hours of labour. As she screamed and cursed at the little bugger who refused to come out, her husband had begun contemplating the use of a vacuum cleaner. The doctor, who is now the mayor of the city I live in, the city of angels, lonley as I am, together we cry-oh, right, well, anyway eventually he forced me out and here I am.

Born to weild a pencil, tons of erasers, and a crappy version of Photoshop 6 from the middle ages, I have joined Deviantart to seek pity from those whose artistic skills are beyond my comprehension. And it looks like a bountiful harvest kids!

Current Residence: Aussieland.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra small to show off my girlish figure.
Print preference: Canon... no wait.
Favourite genre of music: Anything but Emo and generic Rap
Favourite photographer: Anyone working for Playboy
Favourite style of art: Stuff I can't draw... so pretty much everything!
Operating System: Vista... not my choice.
MP3 player of choice: An old iPod Mini with 30 seconds of battery life.
Shell of choice: Premium Unleaded.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Jessica Alba or Rhianna.
Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing.
Favourite cartoon character: See two up.
Personal Quote: Place Advertisement Here.
Interests
Good lord, I'm really sorry if you've been waiting for that Simpsons comic to be completed. Life threw me a boulder to carry for the last three years, so I haven't been able to do anything on here. After my little sister pestered me to get back on here, I accepted my fate and here I am! Hello!

Umm, not sure if I'll have time for the Simpsons comic, but there does seem to be quite a few people reading it, so who knows? But in the meantime, I'm going to be uploading something a little different.

Over the next few weeks, I will be uploading a new FanFic. Be forewarned; it's crude, offensive, juvenile and downright stupid. If you are under the age of 107 I strongly suggest you don't read it. It might melt your brain from sheer dumbness.

The fanfic is in a new series called "THE RAILWAY REJECT SERIES". Going by this name, it's pretty clear what series it's based off of.

The first story "PERCY'S REALLY, REALLY BAD DAY" features everyone's favorite little green tank engine with the number 6 on his bunker in a hijacking situation!

The second story "PERCY'S STUPID WISH" will feature all your favorite Thomas & Friends characters as humans and how they deal with difficult tasks.... like opening doors!

I'll upload any new artwork I draw, but I am very busy with my job at the moment. Being an Animator is pretty hectic!
  • Listening to: A loud uni student complaining about something.
  • Reading: All my punctuation errors before I whip up Word.
  • Watching: A guy spilling his coffee. Hah.
  • Playing: Uni students don't have time to play!
  • Eating: I had McDonalds and now I feel like crap.
  • Drinking: I had a McCoffee and now I feel like hyper crap.

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KoujiotoR-18 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Student Digital Artist

deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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:iconkoujiotor-18:
KoujiotoR-18 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Student Digital Artist
hi you whant me to make you a icon?
deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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PrincessKitty0709 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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Droerkan Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Try and see, when shadows are when light should be, I am darkness incarnate, attack me and eternal suffering shall be thy fate.
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Millemoo2010 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Professional General Artist
Happy 2nd deviantart birthday :party: :cake: :cake: :party:
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justgooforit Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Student Photographer
Happy dA Birthday! :D
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DanDrazen Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011   Writer
:peace: :love: and :cake: on your dA birthday.
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ArtDagger Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Simpson comic was cute, to bad its unfinished!
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EvilGirl3207 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
I like your artwork but it seems you havnt posted anything scince last yr.. So im not going to bother watching you considering you seem to bhe gone ._. I hope u do the rest of your simpsons comic..
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SephBentos Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010
I'm very impressed with your Simpsons comics, buddy. Nice work!
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